Friend, everyone knows that alchemy is fake pseudoscience. You can’t take a vat of molten lead and miraculously produce an ounce of gold coins. It’s just not possible, and no one has ever done it before.
But that’s if your definition of “alchemy” is based on this faulty notion.
In fact, there is such a thing as alchemy, but it’s not the ones you find in medieval books.
You don’t need to set up a laboratory filled with smoking chemicals.
You don’t need to read voluminous tomes on what the components of matter are.
And you certainly don’t need to figure out how to create gold from lead!
All you need is this: your mind and your communication.
With these two tools at your disposal, both of which are already available to you right now, you can create a world where everything you touch turns to precious jewels.